Well, maybe you do when your kids are older and capable of using a toilet by themselves, but I can't speak to that yet. All I know is that when your kids are little, illness doesn't mean taking it easy; it means everything will just suck a lot more for however long you're sick.
But of course, your kids don't care. They still want you to take pictures of yourself wearing stupid bunny ears:
A. actually took it, but whatever. I allowed this hideous picture to be taken, for the sake of my son.
And read stories about sheep and roosters building houses:
Yup, A. has the cold now too. The family that coughs together, stays together!
And so you do it, because that, my lovelies, is parenthood.